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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

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      • Self-Portrait in a Jacob Cooley Drawing #3
      • Self-Portrait in a Jacob Cooley Drawing #2
      • Self-Portrait in a Jacob Cooley Drawing
      • Doggies Guarding Literature
      • "Six Rings to Rule Them All..."
      • "Ebay Bound, the Caravan..."
      • Under the Horse
      • "Must Be Heaven or Las Vegas..."
      • "You Sleep...I'll Keep Watch..."
      • Pet Sleeping
      • Memorial
      • I Suppose You Believe Me Now....
      • Keckler's Fourth Law of Literary Criticism
      • "Cuthbert Responds to Criticism of Torture Scenes ...
      • Planetary Fuck Up of the Day
      • Eerie, Pennsylvania: Weird and Unusual Names of Re...
      • Isn't It Bastille Day? Happy Bastille Day, If So.....
      • Schuyler is the Poet of Summer
      • This is from a Crackerjack Box....I Like the Old S...
      • Anyone Wanna Buy This? Rorem's Homer.
      • 2 Pages from Celestine Frost's I Gathered My Ear f...
      • Four Pages of Celestine Frost from I Gathered My E...
      • Poem for Christina Ricci
      • Quandary
      • Jazzed
      • Waiting (Porn III)
      • Almost
      • Performance
      • 76 Dollars (Atlantic City)
      • I Think You Know Who This Is
      • Self-Portrait (Posthumous)
      • Another Art Polaroid (Porn II)
      • California Porn
      • This is My Jeri Blank Altar, Which I Commissioned
      • A Dog is Never as Nervous as When He's Fucking (by...
      • A Narrative
      • Marjorie Welish Has a Scalpel in Her Hand
      • Sexual Monologue
      • Ordinary Life Poem
      • Poems from Janet Gray's A Hundred Flowers (1993)
      • Sexy Lee Standing by the Tjornin at Sunset
      • Old Postcard of Reykjavik's Tjornin
      • Iceland, Past November (Bergstadastraeti)
      • The Little Book Of Indiscreet Joys
      • Poem for Sonia Balassanian
      • Meddles into Preclusion: a poem from Che Elias's b...
      • Everybody Gets their Buddhas at Target, Nowadays
      • talky rather grim poem
      • buddhist failure # 227 (cupcake incident)
      • WIN THIS POSTCARD CONTEST, NO KIDDING, HONEST
      • A Christmas Card from Larry Tomoyasu
      • Here is the Story as it Appeared in Larry's cool m...
      • I Wrote this Story in the Nineties Sometime and La...
      • Trying to Get Sexy Chatbot Alice to Talk about Ger...
      • A Jigger of Kenward Elmslie, Too
      • Poem by Joe Brainard
      • Whatever...
      • A Valentine for Birds
      • Winter: ears touch
      • Review of I Am a Sex Addict (2005)
      • Artwork by Children of Terezin
      • Artwork by the Children of Terezin
      • Keckler's Third Law of Literary Criticism
      • Keckler's Second Law of Literary Criticism Revised...
      • Poem by Barbara Guest in Mother Magazine, #5, Summ...
      • Table of Contents for Mother # 5, Summer 1965...ya...
      • Joe Brainard's "Inside Cover No. One" for Mother #...
      • Cover of Mother Magazine (NYC) No. 5 Summer 1965
      • Sheila Murphy's New Book Skinny Buddha
      • Keckler's Second Law of Literary Criticism
      • Harry Potter Scam On EBAY Fools Thousands
      • THE CAT WHO MET LILLIAN HELLMAN Lillian clutch...
      • I Wanted to Write a Story All day I wanted to wr...
      • Scott Keeney Day on Joe Brainard's Pyjamas
      • ब्लैक स्मुर्फ Poem
      • HYPERBOLE IS A WHORE'S GOWN WE SOMETIMES WEAR TO H...
      • Postscriptum/Qualification to Review of Love is th...
      • A (Mercifully Brief) Review of Love is the Devil (...
      • Keckler's First Law of Criticism
      • Goodbye, Mary Ellen
      • BOUSTROPHEDON TABLET 1
      • Poem by Cyril Wong
      • TWO DEEP DISH POEMS
      • The Heart is a Lonely Hunter S. Thompson
      • XTC Summer's Cauldron and Grass
      • Paris Hilton Poem
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William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Formerly, the Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. If I owe you an apology, I'm saying it right here. Goreyphile from a very early age. I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. On most days crazy as a Trappist monk talk show. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves.
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