Thursday, September 11, 2008
Hot. Tranny. Mess. (Tranime Fiction)
STORY: THE CHANGING FORTUNES OF EAT MY CUNT RAW
Eat My Cunt Raw slept in all day with John Howard in Java during the third world war feeling very foolish and went on a rampage so everyone bowed down to Eat My Cunt Raw, he felt a sudden ray of hope and while wearing his lucky backpack he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Scotland.
Eat My Cunt Raw saw a movie made by Homer Simpson in an icy cave and got banished from the country in a sad mood and all hell broke loose which caused an avalanche; she felt a sudden ray of hope and which defies what that damn fortune teller told her, she accidently tripped and smashed her face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw went swimming with Karl's mum under the bed during the third world war feeling very foolish and fell violently ill which got him in a lot of trouble, he called the police and to the surprise of the audience he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
Eat My Cunt Raw discovered her mum in the fire place and got locked in prison but it was all an accident and went on a rampage which completely freaked her out she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and to the surprise of the audience she got the guy, the treasure and a nasty rash.
Eat My Cunt Raw was friends with a man in a wheelchair in the fire place and got locked in prison in a sad mood and went for a long walk through the park which upset everybody, he made a run for it and with his last ounce of strength he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw was friends with her mum under the bed during a hail storm in a sad mood and went for a long walk through the park which completely freaked her out she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and as she nearly gave up all hope she got caught by the police and was sentenced to 21 years in prison.
Eat My Cunt Raw discovered Mr Harnwell in Israel and went around killing rats with a jackhammer feeling very foolish and everyone felt very sympathetic which started a party, he called the police and with the help of $120 000 worth of special effects he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw traveled with the T800 down the back of Galston High and almost got killed by an army of birds on purpose and a heated argument arose. Eat My Cunt Raw just dodged three bullets, she went around killing rats with plastic bombs and as if it were a miracle she defeated her enemy and the world was safe again... but for how long?
Eat My Cunt Raw discovered a man in a wheelchair in Peru during the third world war but it was all an accident and fell violently ill which upset everybody, he made a giant leap across the ravine and with the help of $10 000 worth of special effects he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 31 years in prison.
Eat My Cunt Raw was owed money by a baby boy in Tokalue and went around killing rats with a jackhammer very happily and a heated argument arose which got her in a lot of trouble, she went around killing rats with plastic bombs and as if it were a miracle she got kidnapped and tortured to death.
Eat My Cunt Raw saw a movie made by a baby boy after winning the lottery and went around killing rats with a jackhammer very happily and decided to sleep it off. Eat My Cunt Raw just dodged three bullets, he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and to the disappointment of some he defeated his enemy and the world was safe again... but for how long?
Eat My Cunt Raw went swimming with a sexy model in the fire place and got locked in prison feeling very foolish and decided to sleep it off which completely freaked her out she went around killing rats with plastic bombs and as if it were a miracle she accidently tripped and smashed her face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw was owed money by a baby boy in Brazil during an important business meeting feeling very foolish and everyone felt very sympathetic, Eat My Cunt Raw then met his long lost son: Eat My Cunt Raw the second, he shot all the bad guys and with the help of $45 000 worth of special effects he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
Eat My Cunt Raw was friends with Ben Joffe on a pirate ship during a hail storm in a sad mood and banged her head on a wall which completely freaked her out she made a giant leap across the ravine and while wearing her lucky backpack she got promoted to field marshal.
Eat My Cunt Raw got a letter bomb from Karl's mum on a passenger jet and got banished from the country because he felt like it and snapped his ankle which upset everybody, he shot all the bad guys and just as he hoped he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
Eat My Cunt Raw discovered a sexy model in an icy cave and got locked in prison but it was all an accident and fell violently ill which started a party, she called the police and to the surprise of the audience she got caught by the police and was sentenced to 40 years in prison.
Eat My Cunt Raw discovered a wild dogundefined and got locked in prison for no reason at all and chased a bunny which caused an avalanche, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and with relative ease he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw was friends with a man in a wheelchair after winning the lottery and almost got killed by an army of birds because she felt like it and snapped her ankle which caused an avalanche, she made a run for it and as if it were a miracle she failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
Eat My Cunt Raw got a letter bomb from his mum after leaping from a crashing plane during a hail storm very happily and all hell broke loose which made him cry, he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and with the help of $45 000 worth of special effects he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw got a letter bomb from John Howard after leaping from a crashing plane and got banished from the country in a sad mood and went for a long walk through the park. Eat My Cunt Raw just dodged three bullets, she grabbed the detonator and with relative ease she accidently tripped and smashed her face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw discovered Karl's mum down the back of Galston High during the third world war feeling very foolish and everyone felt very sympathetic which upset everybody, he grabbed the detonator and as if it were a miracle he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Bali.
Eat My Cunt Raw went swimming with her mum after winning the lottery and got locked in a room full of greasy meat in a sad mood and went on a rampage which upset everybody, she made a run for it and while wearing her lucky backpack she escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.
Eat My Cunt Raw went swimming with an axe murderer in an icy cave and fell into the eternal pit of hell very happily and all hell broke loose which caused an avalanche, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and as he nearly gave up all hope he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 11 years in prison.
Eat My Cunt Raw fought her enemy: Ben Joffe on an ironing board and almost got killed by an army of birds very happily and a heated argument arose which caused an avalanche, she stole a car and with her last ounce of strength she got kidnapped and tortured to death.
Eat My Cunt Raw got a letter bomb from a wild dog down the back of Galston High and got locked in prison in a sad mood and banged his head on a wall which completely freaked him out he shot all the bad guys and as if it were a miracle he got the girl, the treasure and a nasty rash.
Eat My Cunt Raw saw a movie made by her mum on a pirate ship and got 2nd degree burns because her leg hurt and banged her head on a wall which got her in a lot of trouble, she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and with her last ounce of strength she accidently tripped and smashed her face against a rock.
Eat My Cunt Raw saw a movie made by Homer Simpson in Israel and got locked in a room full of greasy meat on purpose and decided to sleep it off which caused public outcry he felt a sudden ray of hope and to the disappointment of some he defeated his enemy and the world was safe again... but for how long?
Eat My Cunt Raw was owed money by an axe murdererundefined and almost got killed by an army of birds in a sad mood and snapped her ankle which caused an avalanche, she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and to the disappointment of some she got kidnapped and tortured to death.
Eat My Cunt Raw got a letter bomb from his mum in the fire place during a hail storm but it was all an accident and fell violently ill. Eat My Cunt Raw just dodged three bullets, he made a run for it and with the help of $10 000 worth of special effects he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Peru.
Eat My Cunt Raw discovered Ben Joffe down the back of Galston High and got locked in prison very happily and a heated argument arose so everyone bowed down to Eat My Cunt Raw, she called the police and just as she hoped she got kidnapped and tortured to death.
Eat My Cunt Raw got a letter bomb from Fat Bastard in Greenland during the third world war in a sad mood and chased a bunny which caused an avalanche, he shot all the bad guys and while wearing his lucky backpack he got kidnapped and tortured to death.
Eat My Cunt Raw saw a movie made by a man in a wheelchair in an icy cave and went around killing rats with a jackhammer but it was all an accident and banged her head on a wall which started a party, she went around killing rats with plastic bombs and just as she hoped she got promoted to field marshal, lived the rest of her life in Peru, got the girl, the treasure and a nasty rash, made it away with the gold, was caught by the police and sentenced to 99 years in prison, and accidentally tripped and smashed her face against a rock.
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