Things That Sometimes Masquerade as Poetic Styles But Which Will Be Revealed to Be Something Else in About Fifteen Minutes...

AUF'ED (You are so transparently the Past):

1. Passive aggression/sometimes overdignified with the title Irony

2. Mixed metaphor logorrhea

3. Computer-generated poetry

4. Code

5. The Discursive Capital D

6. Parataxis

7. Asleep at the Keyboard

8. Coterie Poetics

9. The Human Posing as the Inhuman

10. Criticism-Poetry Hybrids



KLUMMED IN (Some returning prodigal children included):

1. Prose

2. The Inhuman Posing as the Human

3. Enallage

4. Post-Americanism

5. Children's Literature

6. Talking

7. Drama

8. Warmth

9. Fear

10. Mortality