Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Bjork/Jeffrey Dahmer Quiz: Check your Bjork-Jeffrey Dahmer I.Q.
1. Eats human flesh?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
2. Makes people extremly uncomfortable if the stare lasts longer than twenty seconds?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
3. Has gone on record saying "I bite."
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
4. Has sex with Matthew Barney?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
5. Talks to flowers and tree bark?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
6. Likes Vaseline and "dead, squishy things"?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
7. Has been asked to take field sobriety test with no alcohol or drugs in the body?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
8. Eats Laotian boys?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
9. Will attack without provocation?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
10. Is on IFC too damn often?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
11. Loves to hold a beating heart outside of the human body?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
12. Loves to shop at HOME DEPOT?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
13. Had sex with trip-hopper Goldie in the nineties?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
14. Believes in trolls?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
15. Used Troll dolls to lure victims?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
16. Is Icelandic and smells like fish?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
17. Worked in a chocolate factory before becoming famous?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
18. Wore a swan dress to the Oscars?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
19. Wore a dead swan in a bedroom closet?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
20. Stole a naked mannequin and hid it in a bedroom closet, often talking to it?
A. Bjork B. Jeffrey Dahmer C. Both
Answer Key: 1. B 2. C 3. C 4. A 5. A 6. C 7. C 8. B 9. C 10. B
11. C 12. C 13. A 14. A 15. C 16. A 17. B 18. C 19. C 20. C
Scoring:
1-5 Correct: Mutant.
6-10 Correct: Don't Reproduce.
11-15 Correct: You Walk Upright. Sometimes.
15-20 Correct: You are evolutionary collateral damage.
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