Saturday, January 10, 2009

the guy who pronounces xenopus at dictionary.com is hot for me...

There was clearly a typo in the Glossary section of As I Was Crossing Boston Common because it said this: (XEN-oh-pus) and that's a duh (ZEN-oh-pus)...

I corrected that when I typed it. But on the off-chance it was some odd bird pronunciation I went to dictionary.com. I love the feature where you can hear a voice pronounce the word...

The guy who says "xenopus" is clearly hot for me. When he pronounced it, he added a soupcon of innuendo. I think he was there doing it live. Just for me.

Oddly enough, he had a trace of what sounds like a well-buried Russian accent.

So that makes him even hotter.

"Zen-oh-puss." Indeed.

C'mere Boris.

Zen--oh-puss. Cookiepuss.

Whatever.

Hey that would be a good insult...get your xenopus tongueless Cookiepuss ugly ass toad face outta here...

But try it in traffic first.

With your foot on the gas pedal.

2 comments:

orangefrute88 said...

i want you to be my next door neighbor. the fun we would have...

William Keckler said...

yeah. but wait tamela.

iz you bipolar too?

because then we'd get our names in the papers proabably with our ideas.

and I don't mean Art News.