Chet & Dirk.
Oh my.
Gay men prefer hard, monosyllabic names for porn stars.
My porn name is Rocky Luther. It's the name of your first pet (Rocky was my beagle) and the first street you lived on. So it works for me. Because that sounds like a porn name. Does yours?
Is this video hot?
I'm watching it now.
I guess it's decadent because it's sexploitation.
OMG are these twins? That is decadent.
This is the pervy guy who gets "straight" guys to do things with each other.
I'm sure 99% of his straight boys are as "gay-virginal" as a church organist (if he's male).
His bland commentary relishing the exploitation is just awful.
Was it Hannah Arendt who talked about "the banality of evil?" She wasn't talking about the Holocaust. She was talking about Sean Cody.
He should do his voice-over in a "dripping gay cartoon voice".....or a "pretend stroke-voice."
That would be funny. Creepy. And funny.
"Schtick it eeeeu...ahhoowrr...ein heeesth aaaah....ethhh.....his ayuehth!"
This is so Myra Breckenridge. Ancient.
The creepy old man is being unusually quiet on here.
He's probably eating a Baconator or two.
The other ones I saw a few years back he wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I remember this creep. Roly-poly ass-roper.
Ivy league whiteboy grifter ass. Oh joy. The Grail of gay American culture.
Yes it's nice. I suppose it's not nice to piss on somebody else's parade.
But so is a well-prepared Reuben sandwich.
I guess I'm getting old.
No, it's not that.
It's just this type of porn is as exciting as watching someone get an ingrown toenail removed.
The guys aren't into it. So only if someone had a whore fetish could they really enjoy this.
Gay for pay? Only if your sex isn't about sex but about power. But if your sex is about sex, you probably prefer healthier fare.
Tsk tsk Lee. You're sleeping and I'm airing all your dirty laundry lololol.
And OMFG what an ugly hotel room. There's one of those bazillion rip off of Kandinsky's Color Studies turned into a rug. Is that "design" (cough) moment finally fucking over?
Next.
To both the boys and the rug.
I'm hungry for pancakes. Or flounder. Or something.
Bellygod is a good word.
I think it's one of my favorites.
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My porn name is Punky 73 1/2.
Hahaha Matt.
It doesn't always work. There's perfect evidence.
When I see your "Majawalk" name I think Goya is emailing me.
That would be nice. Emails from Goya.
He would have loved the computer, since the deafness thing would have been out of the way on here.
I don't say that flippantly but seriously.
I have deaf friends online.
Cindy Purdy
That could work. I could play a southern slut. hahaha! That would be the day...
Cindy Purdy is definitely porn terrain.
Southerners would love saying "you'uhr so puuuurrrdy!"
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