if you say something to me on facebook

and i seem to ignore you don't think i'm ignoring you...

because i'm not

my computer cannot "do" facebook.

but i love having you as my facebook friend. it makes me feel less afraid of all ofyou.

but i can't get your mesages or plant shit or vampire shit or anything.

i can't do this on this computer.

i am no good at that fake shit anyway.

but thanks for adding me if i requested or inviting me.

i will add you if you invite me on facebook.

some hot scandinavian guy added me because i asked on my blog.

i fucked his facebook pictures up.

i'm like that.

but i'm "harmless" as they say in the movies.

just don't get too close to me.

i don't bite.

but i might start removing things

i'm like that


sorry if you said something on facebook or sent me something

i have like 768 things pending


but i cant look at that shit


or i'd never write my bills or do the dishes


know what i mean?

i hope you do


xo


ADD ME ON FACEBOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T

ADD ME ON GOODREADS


I LIKE FEELING LIKE I'M SOCIAL OR SOMETHING


EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY AGORAPHOBIC


AND JUST WATCH T.V.



IT WILL BE NICE AND GENEROUS OF YOU


TO ADD ME

I MEAN