Judybats

I love them...but my Media Player is being persnickety and isn't able to find the info for this one online...dammit..."and i want to be good...but good is being simple...simple is forgetting...and i simply can't forget..."

yum. Jeff Heiskell now has the band Heiskell.

add him on Facebook.

then buy the album or some tracks there. it's great stuff. the new work.

He's very cute too.

he made me late when my parents called me to dinner many times.

i was umm...imagining him...and stuff...

I just checked and here's what Jeff's status update says for today lol...

Jeff Heiskell is reading an article about the japanese cell phone novel while simultaneously checking out some online translated japanese gay bear comic books.

I remember when Jeff Heiskell's facebook photo was a bottom pig pic with "PIG" shaved in somebody's copious back hair, and all the girls who comment his profile we're like "OH JEFF, PLEASE CHANGE THAT PHOTO, JEFF THAT PICTURE WORRIES US, JEFF CAN'T YOU PUT THAT CUTE PHOTO BACK UP...." I was laughing like hell...

Now, I feel it is my duty to edify myself about the Japanese cell phone novel. I bet Tao Lin could tell us all about it. He was the one who broke the "rental sister" phenom in America I think.

well not for me. i just remembered that was in the Shimada novel I was reading when I was working at a trucking company north of the city, right across the street from Wildwood Lake, which has the only surviving east coast population of lotus pods i believe...the natives would feel for it with their feet...the seeds...DREAM MESSENGER was the novel..it was okay...felt as though it could have been written in the sixties in France though, if you changed the characters...there was a rapist who would take his victims to that lake which sucks because it ruined it for the rest of us...pretty little plank walkways zigzag over the lake and there are turtles and muskrats and herons and you go through all sorts of terrain...there are those landscape viewer things which will also enhance the Moon beautifully....and there's a mountain you can climb...but now you have to talk about the rapes when you visit...the fucker...

Rereading this post I realized it could sound like a starfucker post, which is bad.

I don't know these people. There. I removed the "starfucker cachet."

But they are fun to watch, don't you think?

I think I regard most people as television characters.

Blame it on the fucking internet.

My cat, however, is real.

And he's a fucking pervert voyeur. The new neighbors are young and shady (that's fine, I am old and shady) and EVERYFUCKING TIME THEY COME IN AT THREE IN THE MORNING he has to peek through the Venetian blinds at them going in their house...and I'm sure THEY THINK IT'S ME! I pull him away but he does it when I'm sleeping and all too.

Do they make a Hallmark card I can send that says "MY CAT IS THE FUCKING PAIR OF EYES WATCHING YOU COME AND GO ALL DAY AND NIGHT, NOT ME..."

I didn't think so.

oh fuck because i was typing this post an aerosmith album downloaded in its entirety and now I'm hearing a fucking bloated song that I will never want to hear again. i probably only wanted two tracks off this album....so many of these songs are just overprocessed pieces of shit...aerosmith velveeta....