Larky Not Snarky

Your attention please.


Ahem.


I have made a lifechanging decision.


I have decided to be larky not snarky.


This decision is quite unexpected, and I fear the consequences might greatly impact the price of gas, and it is possible the Kyoto Protocol may have to be abandoned.


But we will get through this.



Together.



Thank you for attention.



Oh, and the new National Anthem is now "My name is Mud" by Primus. Go, Les Claypool, Go! We almost went with "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" but "Mud" edged it out by a few votes.



As you were.