Obama Rocks

A friend was just telling me some of the great shit he's been doing.

I haven't even been watching the news.

Pay freezes for those making over $100,000!

Closed Guantanamo Bay. Outlawed torture.

This guy!

I love him.

Nobody tell me anything bad about him.


I want to have great thoughts about him and our country.


Are we gonna like actually do this?


Be a real country now instead of The Deathstar?


What if it's all a good dream?

What if I wake up and turn on my t.v. and John McCain is down on his knees in the Oval Office giving George Bush a b.j. on national television....

George would be seated on the edge of the desk with his trou down around his ankles, on top of his shoes.

And then McCain turns to the camera with jizz dripping down his chin and goes, "He said I got the job!"