Human Desiderata for the Pizzicato Questionnaire...

but who haven't so far....in no order...

David K. from Goodreads

Shimmykat

Gertrude Stein

Richard Lopez

Joe from Kubla Kong

Che Elias

Amy Sedaris

The Mincing Mockingbird

David Sedaris

Paul Dinello

Jack Kimball

Larc Spies

Bernard Welt

Tony Trigilio

Andrew Demcak

the Pope (I forget his name)

William Shakespeare

Babar the Colonialist Elephant

Buddha

Mr. Hat

Mrs. Garrason

Mr. Slave

Christopher from outsidethelines blog

Cy Twombly

Tim Burton

Josh Stoik

Helen Frankenthaler

Frank O'Hara

John Cage

Marguerite Duras

and all the people whose names aren't on this list...my brain doesn't always canvass well...

HERE LET ME EXPLAIN HOW IT'S DONE IN INFOMERCIAL STYLE...

"Simply cut, paste, fill (delete where desired) then email to IceStationPoetry@aol.com with the subject heading P5Q or Pizz Test.

All in one easy step!

See how easy that is?"

Imagine a 1950s model standing here turning the questionnaire several different ways so that it catches the light and coruscates like a Nazi-sterilized dish or the Aztec heart platter held up to the sun.