The Pizzicato Five Questionnaire Needs Blood...

Dennis Cooper said some nice things about Joe's on his blog (thank you, Dennis!).

Dennis, do you have a t-shirt that just says "CULTURAL CAPITAL" all in capital letters? You know, like a Frankie tee? You should wear it...I think that would be funny...funny and true...

Also, Dennis was also nice enough to say some kind words on my Pizzicato Five Questionnaire. I've grown so tired of the Proust Questionnaire and I thought the ultra-cute kittens in Pizzicato Five (buy anything by them to make your day happy happy!) had come up with a much better questionnaire that sheds light on the much more important aspects of your glorious personality.

While some very charming respondents on Goodreads helped me out, the project languished (I believe the sitemeter is at 342 after a year) and I suppose Marcel's ghost defeated me.

But I figured I'd seek some new blood for the quiz. I actually forgot the password on the thing so I'll need to reset that.

I'll leave a note on Goodreads too and I should get a slew of responses. Goodreaders "is good people."

But I want your answers...you can answer with your real name or anonymously if you prefer. Just cut and paste the questions and send your answers to IceStationPoetry@aol.com. I'm not a snob. I won't reject any answers tendered. Actually, I find every response I've ever gotten interesting. Some are hilarious. Click on the blog link to the right here at Joe's to see some Goodreads stars answering.

I will probably post these later tonight or possibly tomorrow.

I never edit your answers. Duh. That would be RUDE DUDE!

Please don't respond by using the COMMENTS feature (I initially invited people to send that way on the site when I first created it) as I need to get the password reset, so just email me. Thanks. You can skip any questions you don't like or that don't seem to apply. You can just erase it or put in an ellipsis (...).

Cheers.

I hope I get some responses now!


THE PIZZICATO QUESTIONNAIRE WANTS YOU(r answers)!

Take The Pizzicato Five Questionnaire

Meet the Pizzicato Five Questionnaire...

One of the strangely sexiest songs on the Matador cd "Pizzicato Five MADE IN USA" is "This Year's Girl #2," where one of the male members of the band "interviews" the goddess/singer of the band, Maki Nomiya (who can look amazingly tranny in some of her photographs...one wonders...)

I must have played this c.d. 300 times in the past few months...it is too perfect...check out their videos on YouTube...there are some awesome ones...they will always lift yr spirits...

Anyway, here's the questionnaire...feel free to cut and paste & substitute your answers and I will post. If discretion requires that you leave SOME questions blank that's cool. I won't include Maki's answers as you can find them by listening to the song. Oh wait...she answers in Japanese. Oh well, I'm sure it's online somewhere...i'll give you some of her best answers here....

what type of men do you like?
happy japanese or shy foreigner

what type don't you like?
cheap guys

who are your current lovers
I have one

what's your hobby?
barbie dolls

what were you doing last sunday?
i went to meiji shrine

what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
oxygen

what's your favorite word?
dating

what did you dream last night?
even though my poster was all over town, no one noticed me. that was the dream.

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So here's the full questionnaire if any of you are in a confessional mood. I felt as though I really knew the people who took this so far and sent me their results. It was rather like getting a little novel of their lives. I think it's much more revealing than the boring Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire.

You will notice I have alternate options for answers based on sex/sexuality differences.

If you choose to take this as ANONYMOUS, that's still cool and I will still post your responses. I think it's still interesting. If you don't want to give your name, I still think it's interesting if you reveal your age and the part of the US or the world where you reside.

Just cut and paste and email your responses to IceStationPoetry@aol.com. I will never reveal your email to anyone and you will NOT be spammed.

Thanks for Pizzicato'ing, pussycat!


THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE


what's your name?


what's your birthday?


what's yr sign?


your blood type?


what type of men/women do you like?


what type don't you like?


who are your current lovers?


what's your favorite food?


what food don't you like?


what's your favorite fashion?


what fashion don't you like?


what's yr hobby?


what were you doing last sunday?


when did you wake up this morning.


who's your favorite designer?


favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?


foundation/guys: skin care product?


what's your favorite perfume/cologne?


what color hair do you wish you were born with?


are you a good cook?


what food do you cook best?


what do you wear when you sleep?


what did you eat when you woke up this morning?


what's your favorite word?


what word don't you like?


what's your favorite flower?


favorite color?


what's your favorite season?


where do you most want to go now?


what's your job?


do you like your work?


do you like your songs?


do you like yr voice?


what is your dream of the future?


what's the happiest thing about your life?


how about the saddest thing?


what part of yourself do you like best?


what part of yourself don't you like?


what part of your personality do you like best?


what part of your personality don't you like?


what is your bad habit?


when was your first love?


what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?


what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?


what do you expect from him or her?


what did you dream last night?


do you believe in dreams?


do you believe in jinxes?


do you believe in magic.


do you believe in god?

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