Dana Killmeyer writes books I like to read, and she is funny and sarcastic, sometimes at the same time. I'm joking, I'm joking lol! It's always at the same time!
If you are reading this, the Pizzicato Five WANTS YOU! It wants your answers to these questions. You can pick and choose what you answer and you can be as flip or as serious as you want to be. Just delete the questions you don't want to answer or type no comment or draw a picture there or something.
Then simply cut and paste the questionnaire into an email and make the subject heading either P5Q or Pizz Test or something that will let me know not to delete it and your gorge and brill answers will be printed here and on the Official Pizzicato Five Questionnaire site (imagine a TM in superscript here). The link's on the right side of this page. Email to IceStationPoetry@aol.com. Your words will never be edited and you will not be spammed or questioned on anything you wrote. I'm not your momma.
You don't have to harbor a desire to be famous to answer the questions. You can be anti-fame and still answer them. You can be an isolationist anteater and answer them. You can be a serial killer and answer them. (Warning: if the last is indeed the case, your answers will be forwarded to Langley, VA. Otherwise they won't be.)
I look forward to hearing from more Pizzicato stars.
And enjoy Dana's P5Q here! Dana, to gush in that oh-so-cloying Jerry Maguire Zellweger voice, "You had me at 'needy, creepy, lazy, beefy.'" That flows almost as beautifully as my other favorite adjectival quadrumvirate, "meaty, beaty, big and bouncy." That is clearly in reference to Hippity-Hops.
Anyone born after 1975: "What a Hippity-Hop?"
THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
Dana Killmeyer
what's your birthday?
May 1, 1978
what's yr sign?
Taurus
your blood type?
I hope I never need to know
what type of men/women do you like?
the kind that like to pretend to have asperger's and/or the kind that don't mind playing househusband and/or the kind that can tolerate my rudeness. But he definitely must like cats and understand my sleep patterns are erratic and unpredictable.
what type don't you like?
Needy, creepy, lazy, beefy.
who are your current lovers?
Isn't it obvious? The El Train - Che Elias
what's your favorite food?
Sour kraut. Yum for me! All for me!
what food don't you like?
Pizza, french fries and chocolate. Eww. Who eats that shit?
what's your favorite fashion?
TIGHT
what fashion don't you like?
Too TIGHT
what's yr hobby?
yoga biking writing reading cooking cleaning film (If there's a question here about what my typical day is like, it would be the same answer. Copy/paste).
what were you doing last sunday?
Sat on my hands.
when did you wake up this morning.
noon est.
who's your favorite designer?
n/a
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Che's lips (sweet or disgusting?)
foundation/guys: skin care product?
the one my apartment's built on
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
sweat
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
brown
are you a good cook?
well, if I must say so myself...
what food do you cook best?
oyster and crimini mushroom melt with sour kraut!
what do you wear when you sleep?
more than I should
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
med platter
what's your favorite word?
NO (according to Che)
what word don't you like?
anything repeated more than once consecutively by Che Elias, especially with regard to paying bills or seeing a movie.
what's your favorite flower?
Dahlia
favorite color?
green
what's your favorite season?
Fall
where do you most want to go now?
New Zealand
what's your job?
staying sane (I work for the University)
do you like your work?
yeah, I like it, but I don't like-like it.
do you like your songs?
yeah. I can't hold a tune but I can chant my vowels in interesting ways and that amuses me.
do you like yr voice?
in a literary way
what is your dream of the future?
to solve the mystery that is my existence
what's the happiest thing about your life?
making the bills on time. A close second would be writing and Che.
how about the saddest thing?
Kristin Mamula
what part of yourself do you like best?
my collarbone
what part of yourself don't you like?
my toenails
what part of your personality do you like best?
I'm resourceful and dependable
what part of your personality don't you like?
when I revert to infancy when those close to me try my patience
what is your bad habit?
tearing my pants when I'm moving furniture, especially sofas and futons. Cause they're TIGHT.
when was your first love?
let's not go there, m'kay.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
a lost soul
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
a lost soul
what do you expect from him or her?
put up with my abuse and still date me in the morning
what did you dream last night?
that was a long time ago
do you believe in dreams?
yes. dreams do exist.
do you believe in jinxes?
yes. I have a brother and a sister.
do you believe in magic?
yes. how else would I explain knowing W.B. Keckler.
do you believe in god?
if I say yes, will I go to heaven? I believe in divine energy. Groove is in the heaaaaart. Aaaaaah.
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