The Serenity Prayer (Revised for Bloggers)

               


    The Serenity Prayer


Google grant me the serenity
to accept the assholes I cannot change;
courage to delete angry alcoholics as I can;
and the childishness to enforce the difference.

Living one IM at a time;
Enjoying one cyber-fling at a time;
Accepting reciprocal links as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful blog
as it is, not as I would emoticon it;
Trusting that He will make all intoxicated postings right
if I surrender to His Live Feed;
That I may be reasonably blog-ranked in this life
and supremely happy with my Statcounter
Forever in the next.
Amen.

--William Keckler