Sunday, January 18, 2009

Thirteen Guys Who Distract Me So I Can't Even Parse a Sentence

1. Seth Green

2. Daniel Bedingfield.

3. Seth MacFarlane.

4. Jake Shears.

5. Annie Lennox

6. Mika

7. Darren Hayes

8. Jamiroquai

9. John Mayer

10. Lloyd Cole

11. Neil Tennant

12. Giovannai Ribisi

13. James Van der Beek

1 comments:

Jack said...

My takes: 1. Seth Green… cute when he cries, yet sorry, no. 2. Daniel Bedingfield. He's only good looking. "I don't want to run away." Really! 3. Seth MacFarlane, ok, the beefcake pattern has been set. Prosperous Midwestern beauty, granted. Nice dialect. 4. Jake Shears. Now you're talking. "I've been playing games since I was five." Ta Dah! 5. Annie Lennox. Her website's latest news is dated 10.03.08. No further comment. 6. Mika. Ok for a virgin. 7. Darren Hayes. Of course. Back to midcountry. Slutty voice. 8. Jamiroquai, much better. Mad scientist type. 9. John Mayer. Right now his singing goes nowhere. Can he learn how to swing inside? Doubt it. I'd like to shave his head and feed him gluten. 10. Lloyd Cole, the missing New York Doll! Bless her. 11. Neil Tennant. Something for the seniors. I get it. He's beautiful. 12. Giovanni Ribisi, the best! a scientologist, even! 13. James Van der Beek looks like a model. Head with no moving parts.