There are Many Great Reasons to Be Friends with Angela Genusa...

Her art, foremost.

But also because she will send you links to things like this...

This is awesome beyond awesome. It's behind the awesome store having an awesome quickie with more awesomeness.

That's how awesome this is....oh, when you get there page through...there are like a few dozen of these things!

And yes those ARE all MUG SHOTS.

Advice to any unapprehended criminals out there reading this: Dress for arrest.

Because you only get one chance to make a first impression down at the precinct.

THIS WAY TO AWESOMENESS AND SCHADENFREUDE!

Oh, and this strip by Josh Stoik (see blogroll) seriously fucks with my head.

I know it's like a "hate list." But visually the panels intimate that there's a hidden logic in the progression of the shapes. The bird and California definitely seem to have something going on.

I want to take those pictures and put them on cards, Josh, and show them to like people in documentaries who don't have the corpus callosum uniting their left and right brains.

So when they see M. Night, they will say "Foosball" and when they see California they will say "Vegan exaggeration."

And the nurse will just keep saying to the patient over and over, "Check your head."

Or maybe "So whatcha whatcha whatcha want?"

And in the text Josh is hatin on birds. I was hatin on birds today! And I hadn't even read that yet when I wrote mine.

Wow. We are hate-tuned. Josh and I.

M. Night will eventually run away with Michael Jackson and they will rebuild the Neverland Ranch. Senescent New Agers will go there to die, and an octogenarian Josh Groban will sing "Believe" over and over while seated at a gay white piano.

Or maybe an automaton of an octogenarian Josh Groban. Or a plasticized Josh Groban.

Yeah that's it. A plasticized Josh Groban. You know: where you can see all the internal organs in the preserved cadaver. Like a plastic man in a medical cabinet in a teaching university.

Josh Groban will still be a little hot. Just like he is now. A little hot.

But dating Josh Groban would be like dating your sister. Whether you are a man or a woman. You know it would.

Doesn't he look just a little like he gets a period?

Go here for strange glyphs...

This is a description of what you're going to see.