Two Things in My Comment Box I Had to Move Up to the Marquee Box...

I am making a horrible sound which some might not realize at first is laughter while jactitating vertebrally(that's a sexy word, isn't it? Those Romans!) after reading Jack's critique of my late night/early morning ogling of fantasy boysenberry neuron sauce....in other words it rendered me homo hominid...i'm such a chimp chump chimp....

Jack gave a critique of each one....



My takes: 1. Seth Green… cute when he cries, yet sorry, no. 2. Daniel Bedingfield. He's only good looking. "I don't want to run away." Really! 3. Seth MacFarlane, ok, the beefcake pattern has been set. Prosperous Midwestern beauty, granted. Nice dialect. 4. Jake Shears. Now you're talking. "I've been playing games since I was five." Ta Dah! 5. Annie Lennox. Her website's latest news is dated 10.03.08. No further comment. 6. Mika. Ok for a virgin. 7. Darren Hayes. Of course. Back to midcountry. Slutty voice. 8. Jamiroquai, much better. Mad scientist type. 9. John Mayer. Right now his singing goes nowhere. Can he learn how to swing inside? Doubt it. I'd like to shave his head and feed him gluten. 10. Lloyd Cole, the missing New York Doll! Bless her. 11. Neil Tennant. Something for the seniors. I get it. He's beautiful. 12. Giovanni Ribisi, the best! a scientologist, even! 13. James Van der Beek looks like a model. Head with no moving parts.


The only defense I can give of Seth is "tiny, whip smart people" seduce me.

Must have something to do with playing with dolls when I was ittle.

Seth the Deuxieme probably has an ass like an Iowan farmer's wife but he can croon show toons to me all day. The homophobia we can work with. Thank god he didn't step on that plane on 9-11. If the story he tells is true, but he is Boston....

Oooh...Annie Lennox...i'm vicariously bleedin'.....lol....

And I do believe Mika is a virgin.

Neil Tennant does mortality beautiful. I love the gray, rumpled look. But you know only cheekbones like that can get away with it.

Ribisi is a scientololgist? Ew.

James Van der Beek is a model, admitted. It's the new "acting." You're right, now that I think of him in Rules of Attraction. Max Headroom had more lability. But craggy works for me. Daniel is also craggy. Daniel has frightening angles...truly terrifying "facial reconstruction" look from certain angles. But I thought Cruise was sexy in Vanilla Sky after the auto accident so call me half a necrophiliac. Frankenstein was a sayer player.