Nice! My friend just told me how he went to a party last night in a gorilla suit. He ended up turning it inside out and getting naked unerneath to be more comfortable. Lol, he's so funny.
Did you see this story written up anywhere, Rachel? It's a trip. The lady put on the cow suit (not on Halloween or anywhere near it) and just went around the neighborhood on a weird cow rampage, frightening little kids with her "Moo"s and stopping traffic.
It was on this list of 100 Weirdest Stories of 2008 from the Digg site.
I wanted to blog my favorite ten out of those (like these weird contact lens that make people look like Anime characters) but never got it posted, darn it.
Why are we still up?
You might be up early, but I'm up late.
I would hate to rent a gorilla suit that another naked person has been inside.
William Keckler. Poet, Narcissist, Blawger. Sad clairvoyant. Answering machine for the dead. Beep. Formerly, the Valerie Solanas of American poetry blogs. If I owe you an apology, I'm saying it right here. J'accuse la manie. Butthole Whisperer and erstwhile poacher/harvester of ivory. Out of Africa and deepest Harrisburg. Goreyphile from a very early age. Bipolar bear much baited by circus freaks. Let's watch crackheads watch RUGRATS on vintage NICKELODEON.
WHORE PIECE:
Be a whore for a year.
This means a literal whore.
Have sex only for money.
Have sex only with people you despise.
Throw all the money you earn
into the sea late at night.
Come back the next day
and see if any money washed ashore. Complain.
I wish I could say humans move me closer to God, but usually it's the Cocteau Twins. I'm crazy as a Trappist monk talk show.How come nobody ever complains that they're overrated? I have poetry horror stories. I don't hate anyone but human coat hangers get on my nerves. Cliquey sons-'a'-bitches. Son, I am disappoint. The greatest weakness of anything is that it's not something else. Disability niggah. I cannibalized a hipster and I liked it. Pray for me.
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Nice! My friend just told me how he went to a party last night in a gorilla suit. He ended up turning it inside out and getting naked unerneath to be more comfortable. Lol, he's so funny.
Did you see this story written up anywhere, Rachel? It's a trip. The lady put on the cow suit (not on Halloween or anywhere near it) and just went around the neighborhood on a weird cow rampage, frightening little kids with her "Moo"s and stopping traffic.
It was on this list of 100 Weirdest Stories of 2008 from the Digg site.
I wanted to blog my favorite ten out of those (like these weird contact lens that make people look like Anime characters) but never got it posted, darn it.
Why are we still up?
You might be up early, but I'm up late.
I would hate to rent a gorilla suit that another naked person has been inside.
Sometimes it's not good to share bananas.
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