What to Do if Your Venus Phone Locks and You Don't Know the Password

                


First, you should probably pray to Venus.

You might want to check a jelly bean for a Christian reflection.

Possibly Google the lyrics.

Purify your mind. Think about a sculpture of a baby duck in the Louvre.

That duck survived. Do you think your assailants will? They will not.

Frog dildos are an extreme measure but just might be the thing.

Contemplate various way to tell French people to fuck off.

Surely wonder why gracilidris is extinct.

Try mentally rubricizing whilst watching hidden cam pederasty.

Collect Mount Rushmore porn, possibly as a form of expiation.

Tell random people in elevators: “El hombre es plenamente hombre cuando juega.” (Schiller) Do NOT stoop to translate. Then just say "Muy guapo, eh?"

Remember the Japanese caterpillar dildo videos instead of Pearl Harbor. For a nice switch-up.

How long does that cadaverine smell last anyway?

Top things off with a sex change

Then write some Proud Whore poems.

If the issue remains unresolved at this point, consult the "Talk with the Dead" chatbot.

Don't believe everything written in the POKEDEX of American poetry. Sometimes your HP, Speed and Special Defenses will be sufficient to win the Battle.

Plus you might have hidden talents like Water Veil or Mold Breaker.