If someone did a "Shakespeare as the Oscars" award ceremony.
And you could have the usual variety schtick. There could be a really grotesque Titus Andronicus musical number to open the show, complete with severed arm being carried in mouth while a chorus line kicked behind.
And then have awards for things like "Best Meal Served." (I'd vote for Timon's "rock soup.")
And then Best Drag Performance. Wow, there's a lot to choose from there.
The possibilities are pretty wide open.
Most Embarrassing Character: Shylock would probably win.
Most Likely to be Gay but Frontin: Hamlet probably
Best Bitch: Lady Macbeth?
Best Line Right Before You Kill Somebody ("Clint Eastwood Award"): Probably Macduff
I just think it would be nerdy cool.
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