Tuesday, February 10, 2009

"asdfghjkl" is More Famous Than You

I just Googled "asdfghjkl."

And 395,000 entries came up.

"asdfghjkl" is like so much more famous than you.

You should just curl up and die now.

It's over.

"asdfghjkl" won.
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2 comments:

Todd Colby said...

Smile. I am. Now.

February 11, 2009 3:39 AM
William Keckler said...

Todd Colby, Hello.

I just work up and your comment is the first thing I saw.

It was nice.

I'll add your blog, because it's cool, and if I had a farm I would probably name it that or something like that.

Men are tearing up streets all around my house so it must be spring.

I am out of fish oil supplements.

For several days now.

I feel less supplemented.

By fish I mean.

And I'm dying faster.

Where are my fish oils.

Pharaoh is cold.

Hand me that blanket, please.

Thank you.

I have 575 children in the complex and they all hate me.

That's an accomplishment.

I don't really believe in the afterlife, but I like looking at all those pretty gifts lined up like that.

We don't have Pier One in the Upper Kingdom.

February 11, 2009 4:46 AM

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