Tuesday, February 10, 2009

"ass bubble" is also more famous than you

"ass bubble" is also much more famous than you.

I Googled it and 83,800 citations came up.

It's over.

Just put your head under the pillow.

Masturbate one last time.

For old time's sake.

Then cash 'em in.

"ass bubble" has won.

"ass bubble" could start a poetry movement tomorrow.

and 1,238 poets would join.

riding "ass bubble's" Google coattails.

all the way to the "ass bubble" bank.

the movement would be called "assbubblism."

and the adherents would be "assbubblers."

they would write their own Wikipedia entry.

but pretend "assbubbler admirers" had.

2 comments:

Angela G. said...

That is truly sad. "Ass bubble" has more cultural capital than I have.

Anything Googleable with that many hits has cultural capital.

Geeze.

William Keckler said...

And I am sleepless at night lest it wield that cultural capital in a despotic way.

I want a 24 hour assbubble cam.

Maybe we better just become Assbubblers now.

Before the Gates close.

History can be so cruel to those caught outside when the Gates close.