Being a Part of Nature Means Never Having to Apologize for Things Like This...

How do you say, "Dude I was SO DRUNK last night!" in Giraffese?

I sense these two will be walking twenty or thirty feet out of each other's way the next few weeks or months to avoid the agony of animal small talk after the fact.

That is, unless the donkey tries to get his phone number.

One never knows.

What gene pool is the most fun to swim in.