Dead Philip Whalen Has a Blog!

I feel so betrayed!

His header reads "I ain't just your psychopomp, bitch."

He promised this won't change our relationship and then asked me to add him to my blogroll.

And to add myself as a follower.

And he used my Blogger account to create it.

The noive.

I feel so manipulated.

I feel stabbed.

The Dead, apparently, have an agenda.

Bitch even has Statcounter, I see.

Oh, it wasn't enough in your lifetime, Philip, was it?

It's just never enough.

I got your sutra.

If you care about The Afterlife and its outspoken adherents, you can find him here...

Gone but won't shut up.