Dear Godzilla,

I am still in Japan, but thinking about flying across the ocean. Today when I signed on my FACEBOOK, I had one less friend. I felt really bad that I had no way of knowing who it was who deleted me and if I should feel bad about it or if it was just somebody I didn't even know was on my list. Humans keep inventing things to make us second-guess our existence and our karma. I think they are making warfare on us again.

FACEBOOK is just a cleverly designed weapon.

So I went into destroy mode. I too destroyed several IKEA stores today. I thought that was funny when I read your email. But I hadn't destroyed any MUJI stores, so in the afternoon after reading your email I destroyed several MUJI stores also. They were near the ocean and the people were running and jumping in the ocean which I thought was funny. You know the Japanese. I used the gale force winds from my wings to knock down skycrapers and various annoyingly quirky towers also. I think I destroyed a Frank Gehry design.

I too am worried about the American economy. I am thinking of flying across the ocean. Did I already say that? Sorry, I'm sleepy. We could hang out and destroy things or try to destroy each other again. I realize I really should print out a list of everybody on my Friends list on FACEBOOK and that way the next time this happens I can just go down the checklist and find out who it was and possibly fly to their town and destroy it.

But why bother. Why bother with anything really?