Dear Godzilla,

Today is such a nothing day. I laid some eggs in the Tokyo subway. I listened to Radiohead and got drunk on some good Infant Island nectar. I destroyed part of the Shopping District. I read a book on The Gong Show and a book on grass. The book on grass was nonfiction and it was very good. Humans don't realize how important grass is. Martha Stewart is in Japan. Some anarchist group said they will assassinate her. Because she was suggesting improvements in the tea ceremony. She is going to be at a dedication ceremony of a new K-Mart in Osaka. I'm planning on destroying it. If I don't have the larvae that day. I have to check my Blackberry.