Dear Godzilla,

Excuse me if I OMFG. I can't believe you sent me that piece of shit. I might have larvae to support but I do have some standards. Benicio del Toro wouldn't touch that piece of shit with Pauly Shore's dick. Get real. That's the old bait and switch which is how Quentin casts all his pictures now. A B C D and E end up becoming F G H I and J and he's still satisfied. I am definitely NOT on board. I would advise you against it, but you're going to do what you're going to do. Seriously though, you should come back to Japan and make the decision from here. Destroy a few villages, terrorize the nation for a week and see if you don't feel the difference. Then reread that script and see what you think. Trust me. I have no personal interest in this. But Tarantino? Why not Hal Hartley? Crap can sing in any register you know. That's one thing Hollywood never learns.