Dear Mothra,

I am in America again. I feel really weird. This morning I was in a really bad mood, so I used my atomic breath to destroy several IKEA stores. The people were running and screaming and pointing up at me. Why do they do that anyway? Do they really feel it is necessary to point at me to indicate what is obviously destroying their world? They are just doing things that they have seen people do in movies. That's all they do. Assholes living in the movies. It's just one more thing which proves that destroying their world is the right thing to do. After a while I felt bad about destroying so many IKEA stores, so I destroyed a few MUJI stores. There were more Beamers and Lexuses in the MUJI parking lots so I felt better. All of the people were wearing black and pretending to be Japanese. I am worried about the American economy.