Saturday, February 7, 2009

Disaster Movie Really Sucked

But I love movies that suck like that when I want to be brain dead for a while.

Lee and I were cracking up at how bad it was. The only criterion for casting in this movie was "Do you do a REALLY BAD impression of somebody famous?"

If you look nothing like this celebrity, sound nothing like this celebrity and can't act, you were in.

This had to score a 1 on Rotten Tomatoes.

Still it was fun.

Kim Kardashian is rumored to have an I.Q. of 170. Apparently, acting has nothing to do with intelligence then. Intelligence is a "necessary but not sufficient quality" as they say in those milieux, I suppose. Same as with poetry.

Just do other things while you're watching it. Like plant tomatoes in a pod pack for your window garden or practice memorizing Icelandic verbs or have sex.

Then it's a good movie.

Here was the funniest scene I think.

Okay this is dumb but I thought it was funny. Even the animatronics are like from Big Lots or something.

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