Greek Bukakke

I had a dream about Greek bukakke.

I was a tiny woman. I had the shining flanks of an albino antelope.

I tasted like baklava.

I woke up because a cell phone was shrieking "When the Saints Come Marching In."

It was my mother.

She said something about "Barak, he..." right away.

I misheard. I thought she had spied on my bukakke dream.

I was angry at my mother for following me to Greece in my dreams.

Close the door!

I'm trying to wash my hands in here!