Tuesday, February 24, 2009

How to Live Forever

This was on Lee's MSN page today...there were 10 ways to live to 100...the obvious things like steal organs from citizens of poor third world countries and this...

Live like a Seventh Day Adventist

"Americans who define themselves as Seventh Day Adventists have an average life expectancy of 89, about a decade longer than the average American. One of the basic tenets of the religion is that it's important to cherish the body that's on loan from God, which means no smoking, alcohol abuse, or overindulging in sweets. Followers typically stick to a vegetarian diet based on fruits, vegetables, beans, and nuts, and also get plenty of exercise. They're also very focused on family and community."

Take that Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses!

Yeah, I know, it's just the vegetarian, clean living thing.

It's why Shaw was so perky and creative as a nonagenarian.

2 comments:

tom sheepandgoats said...

Can't quarrel with it. I'm eating rabbit food from now on.

William Keckler said...

Haha Tom!

Those who eat by the pellet shit by the pellet.

I think that's Biblical.