Sunday, February 8, 2009

I Am Unblocking Comments

because I miss them, and because several people sent me emails thinking I was blocking THEM in particular and not just EVERYBODY.

I am a little girl inside a big manly body.

I am sensitive.

Don't say mean things to me in my COMMENTS boxes.

I will retract like a conch you touched on the clitoris.

But Adorable Glenn and my sweetie down South thought I wuz blocking THEM. And my Valentineur Peter.

No. No. No.

I was protecting myself.

And I think the person who freaked me out felt bad afterwards. Because they sent me a nice email.

Maybe they drink like I do and get strange sometimes like I do.

If so they are just that much more my brother.

But I'll unblock now.

Not that anyone is just dying to say anything here.

But as like a gesture of camaraderie and all that good shit.

xo

2 comments:

Dana said...

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. aaaahhhh!

I didn't know you were blocking you're comments, rather my comments, rather our comments, but to now know that now your not is -
- dangerous.

No, not in some West Virginy "Deliverance" or German "physical stuff" way dangerous, but in that "wow, and it's not even Valentine's on my anniversary" orgasmic kind of way dangerous .

Plus, you made me retarded at least twice just now reading your recent posts, well, more like just then now, and so I needed to say hi-e.

William Keckler said...

((((Dana)))))

Che threw an apple over the fence yesterday I think to see if I threw a cinder block back.

I put some caramel on it and stuck it on a stick and threw it back.

No Che's were harmed during the making of this film.

He said he had a book or two he wrote he was going to send.

And I can't resist that.

Poke him for me.

No, not in that way.

The other way.

The annoying way.

For those keeping a scorecard, it's Tuesdays that I'm pyschotic, Wednesdays ingratiating, Thursdays I dwell overmuch and Fridays I am a singing fool who will make you a nice glass of ice tea with or without minut but just don't mention Tuesdays. Mondays I'm shopping.

xo