No. Not in that gay way.
Though he's very handsome.
His one photo is very Brancusi "Sleeping Muse."
But I don't think anybody is smarter than he is in contemporary literature.
And he's stylish in that fuckall way.
I am so glad I won the Tao Lin Prize Package on EBAY.
I never opened the box.
But I'm weird like that.
He was very nice. He said he was going to put extras in there since it went sorta high.
I hope it wasn't food.
Because I like mystery and never opened the box.
I gave him great feedback on EBAY anyway.