If You are in Harrisburg, Not a Serial Killer Who Wants to Get Me into the Wilderness and Like Karaoke Email Me....

I would like to go karaoke-ing. Derby, you don't do bars and I don't think they do it anywhere else, so you can't help me. Lee you are always working nights.

You can be a girl (preferred), guy or something in between.

If you can do a good Patsy Cline or Chris Isaak that's good.

Don't do Morrissey though, as he's my karaoke crush.

If you sing high and are a shrieker we can do the Jimmy Sommerville/Marc Almond love duet.

I do a pretty good Marc Almond.

I wish I weighed 107 pounds like Marc used to. Maybe he still does.

Or you can come over and we can just do like karaoke in the bathroom although that might be a little bit David Lynch.

Still could be fun.

Alcohol, not the death of God, makes everything permissible. Nietzsche so fucked that one up.