Thursday, February 12, 2009

Joe at Idol Fan Network Does a Great Job

of summarizing the two hour American Idol from this week in which the final thirty-six were revealed.

Joe is pretty much right on the money, and as I watched this video I found myself saying "Yes yes yes!" about as many times as Molly Bloom, since I agree with virtually all of his assessments.

Joe is a cute, single, 29 year old Leo in Greensboro, North Carolina for those of you looking.

Joe is doing a great job with his Idol Fan Network site and I saw his YouTube manifestation has 529 subscribers!

Good work, Joe!

Joe is the subdued sort of gay commentator who fuzzes up one's gaydar at times.

"Is this guy really gay, or just doing a good approximation of us?" you might find yourself wondering now and again during his monologue.

Probably it is a "North Carolina thang."

But then he suddenly takes out a diamonded hairpin of wit and pops a balloon of straight rhetoric, and you realize you are in good company with a fellow traveler.

He's a cutie. You get this strange urge to muss up his hair or to massage his feet because you suspect he'd be "the fun-to-tickle-kind." One of those adorably spiffy gays.

Joe is ever the Southern gentleman in his analyses; while he's flippant, he steers clear of nastiness or snideness.

Oh, and Joe's clip and website revealed to me just now that Joanna Pacitti has indeed been DISQUALIFIED, which is exactly what should have happened. I was just bitching about that in a previous blog entry. So we are spared the iniquities of another Carly Smithson this season. Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!

Joe, my boy is Matt Giraud! I want him to win!!

And you know they are only getting Nathaniel's hopes up. They will dash them later just as they did with Danny Noriega last year. American Idol can't stand sissies who have great big manly voices who can outsing the other pretty boys. It messes with Simon's head too much. And probably Randy's too.

Here, enjoy Joe's pithy and funny summarization of what went down this week on Idol...


Joe's Condensed Idol. Just Add Attention.

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