"My Other Blog" (Bumper Stickers I Would Like)

Here are some virtual bumper stickers I thought about pasting across the top of my blog...

MY OTHER BLOG IS A LOCUS OF INSTITUTIONAL POWER, BUT WITH LIKE A SIMULATED SENSE OF HUMOR OR SOMETHING.

MY OTHER BLOG IS MIDGET PORN AND PAYS ALL THE BILLS.

MY OTHER BLOG IS A BLOVIATION STATION TOO.

MY OTHER BLOG IS IN RECOVERY.

MY OTHER BLOG HAS STUDCOUNTER NOT STATCOUNTER.

MY OTHER BLOG HAS A MUGSHOT.

MY OTHER BLOG WON'T EVEN TAKE THIS ONE'S PHONE CALLS.

MY OTHER BLOG IS EVEN UPPITIER.

MY OTHER BLOG HATES YOU TOO.

MY OTHER BLOG IS COMMENTED BY MY PAROLE OFFICER QUITE OFTEN.

MY OTHER BLOG IS BIG IN JAPAN.

MY OTHER BLOG IS THE ONE WITH THE GAY FOOTNOTES LIKE Y'ALL LOVE.

MY OTHER BLOG KNOWS PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE WHO DO STUPID SHIT FOR A LOT OF MONEY.

MY OTHER BLOG WON'T EVEN SPEAK TO THIS ONE.

MY OTHER BLOG IS THE REAL POPEMOBILE.

MY OTHER BLOG LINKS PROMISCUOUSLY.

MY OTHER BLOG HAS A GOOD REPUTATION WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE.

MY OTHER BLOG SWEARS IT NEVER SAID THAT.

MY OTHER BLOG LEAVES OILY STAINS WHEN IT GETS UP LIKE THAT BLAGOJEVICH GUY.

MY OTHER BLOG IS A PLAYA. DON'T BE A BLOG PLAYA HATA.

MY OTHER BLOG IS CNN BUT WITH TITS AND ASS.