I just won liberty from doing the dishes in my household for the next three days because I believed in the perversity of the internet...
I said I was sure such a site existed.
He didn't believe it.
Google handed me the victory just now.
That's a lovely flan on the cover.
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I could have told you that.
i didn't click the cumcooker, maybe i was afraid, i dunno, should i click it?
will Billy Mays be yelling that i can't live without the amazing CumCooker?
i wish my cum tasted of honey, but sadly its salty & somewhat metallic.
cummacummacummachameleon
(caveman culture club)
yeah, i remember the day well when i discovered cigarette smoking fetish sites onliner, stunn'd by orgasmic smoke-rings blown to hover in soft air.
yes, i love the fuck outta cigarettes, i'm smoking one right now, i call 'em "rollups", Bali Shag Golden, on the plus side when folks wanna bumma smoke, i say all i got is these rollups (i pre-roll my smokes & stick 'em inna vintage Norelco tin (made in Holland) that holds 18 of 'em) & most times the peoples wanna factory roll'd smoke, but i've learned that damn halfzware shag is the ticket for me & they don't get tax'd the same either so not only do they smoke better but it's cheaper.
but i tellya, i love the Gitanes Blondes & Craven "A" blackcats, damn good smokes.
i gotta whole collection of empty cig packets from when i smoked the factory cigs, you oughta see what they want for a pre-war packa green Luckies, crazy, i ain't needin' nunna that hi-priced stuff, most are fakes anyway, but i even call'd the customer hotline back when i was smokin' Lucky Filters & plead'd with them to do some marketing & go back to the spitfire green colorscheme, it just looks so much better, it was difficult to find those fuckers around town & i ask'd about their distribution system & the lady tells me i'd find 'em at the fuckin' airport & i sed thanx for the tip lady, about as useful as aquanet for a skint-head.
enough of this offtopic rambling for now, maybe i'll go look at the cum so i can compare coloration & see if i'm abnormal or somethin'...
whatta frikkin' gyp!
fuck lulu!
now i have to google "cum coloration" after you've piqued my interest under the false hope there'd be a big frying pan sizzlin' with cum over easy allover eggs & maple sausages too.
jumpin' jiminy jesus christ!
i type in "cum coloration"
& only get one hit:
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "cum coloration". (0.15 seconds)
Loose socks hentai by Lau_Chan - Fanart Central - 3:54pm And you're right about the cum-coloration..but s'ok, the rest looks great.Why no comments?
well, my shit ain't that color!
so i try more scientific "semen coloration" & it's all bullshit w/ no pix, at least i did find the phrase " christian masturbation" & abuncha junk like this: "semen coloration rudi guiliani crossdresser search for pornstar vids sedation used while stripping eggs reggie bush naked she remembers her last spanking"
so i'll forget it, i guess my cum is okay, it's just more clear than it used to be, does that mean my sperm count is low? or am i just getting older & that's the way it is?
i wish we'd evolved like cuttlefish & had to be equipp'd w/ elaborate displays to attract mates so we'd have biolumenescent cum & it'd glow warm in the dark & it'd be psychedelic etc, it'd sure make masturbation alot more fun!
Hahaha! What you been cookin' in your little kitchen, Craig??
And Troy I loved your cum disquisition and searches there and HAHAHAHAHA i KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SINGING NEXT TIMES I KARAOKES...
CUMMACUMMACUMMACHAMELEON HAHA
he does sing "you come and go" doesn't he in that...
when ho'burgers are finally legalized that'll probably the name of a successful chain: CUM'n'GO.
I can think of a lot of visual artists who produces paintings which I think like bioluminescent cum..
sometimes Frankenthaler and who else? maybe some Sam Francis...there are dozens really
Craig posted an ink art thingie on his blog (and check out Troy, it's right up your polymathic alley oops!) that looked vaguely like cuttlefish cum...
but it also reminded me of the ink art of Victor Hugo and the great stuff by Henri Michaux that Dennis Cooper published on DC on his Michaux day...
cum clearly has artistic potentialities.
yeah, i've always admired Sam Francis for how the whitespace so utilized.
damn, something made me think of this contemporary artist who uses blood inna elaborate way w/ paintings that are somehow wired to give a slight electrical charge which makes the blood kinda glow, he recently hadda show in Atlanta & i forget his name & it's difficult to find anything when searching for "blood art" or "blood painting" & it's not Jerry Eagles, but damn i was highly impress'd & in awe those blood constructions that hung on the wall...
back to semen:
there is this guy tho, who may wear the cumcrown...
below is extracted from the excellent book The Assault on Culture , available to read online...
"Another sexual extremist working within the mail art network during the seventies was Jerry Dreva (born 1945, Milwaukee, Wisconsin). Dreva is best known for his artist's book "Wanks For The Memories: The Seminal Work/Books of Jerry Dreva". Dreva created these books by masturbating until his semen stained the pages. The completed works were mailed to friends. As a result of these activities, Dreva has been dubbed 'the man who had a thousand orgasms for art' .
Dreva is also well known for his manipulation of the mass media. One of his earliest media escapades was "Les Petites Bonbons In Hollywood", created in collaboration with Bob Lambert, Chuck Bitz and others. The Bonbons went to all the right places and thus became a famous rock group without needing to bother about music. The Bonbons received coverage in People, Newsweek, Photographic Record and Record World, on the basis of wearing the right clothes and knowing the right people. Dreva became 'so fascinated with the power of the media to create and define' that he took a job on a Wisconsin paper to 'research the entire phenomenon'. As Dreva explains in a feature in "High Performance 9" (Spring 1980):
"Eventually I began to document my own life/art performances (many of them illegal) anonymously on the pages of the newspaper I worked for."
So, for example, Dreva would graffiti the outside of a Milwaukee High School - just before its Festival of Arts - with the slogans "Art Only Exists Beyond The Confines Of Accepted Behaviour" and "Death To Romance", and then in his role as a journalist caption a photo-story about the graffiti for the local press. He would then send copies of the story to his contacts in the mail art network.
In his "High Performance" feature, Dreva is quite clear about his intentions:
".....what I'm trying to do is point to a future when art will no longer exist as a category separate from life."
... i did cum across these:
carbonized semen stains as art
semen analysis
Determining Reproductive Fertility in Herd Bulls
when they start buildin' CUM 'N GO, they better not forget the glory hole! there's a joint in Atlanta thats gotta burger where they use krispy kreme do-nuts for the bun, i ain't never tried one but i love up the warm krispy kremes!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TODAY'S GUEST CUM BLOGGER IS...
TROY LLOYD
LOLOLOL
THANKS OR WANKS TO STEAL FROM THAT DREVA GUY FOR THE IMAGES TROY LOL
I WON'T EVE GO THERE WITH THE DUCHAMPIAN VALISE...
I wonder what the oldest surviving sperm on the planet is?
Is it just what's in the oldest human male?
Or are there frozen samples taken from further back that are still viable?
And for animal?
I guess it's impossible any frozen Neolithic creature would still have viable semen?
Ice cells in nature are too destructive right...the same way it happens with cell membranes...they are compromised by the process...
"I wonder what the oldest surviving sperm on the planet is?"
that's an interesting question, it seems to be a hearty protein, eh?
might be seaturtle sperm, or,heh, spermwhale sperm...
= )
maybe i should start blogging on such topics, YUMYUM CUMCUM has gotta good ring to it,
but really, off i go looking w/ all intent to discover a valid answer & Lo! good fortune of overinfo explosion lands me upon a googpoom goldmine w/ searchterm "ancient ejaculation" , with a little grooming & such, i could have some solid googpooms:
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I like YUMYAB CUMCAB even better for that blog name.
I likes your poem.
It was piquant with a fructose bouquet, with some slight underpinning of tannins that gave it that dignity which can only come of age.
yup, YUMYAB CUMCAB is much better dammit, i'll use that toontaxi from Roger Rabbit witha special "add-on"
ah, Comrade
it's that subtle slight underpinning that i'm after, i like my wine primitive in the Northern Italian style, strong & full-bodied w/ at least a 13.5% to giddy-up my gonads, how you bring about my forlornless of not having a good wine as of late, been drinkin' up potato vodka like a wabbity Wussian all wascally with widdershindigs.
my gates are all caves & arms open high on the clarion air.
Hehe, Troy.
I'll be honored if you really do.
Maybe you're still in an April Fool's Mindset.
I have to go say something now about this book I received.
I'm of eighteen minds.
How does one say that?
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