that all mailboxes should say "Thank You, I got it!" in a robotic voice when your envelope or parcel goes down their gullets. So you don't have to open it a second time to check and possibly expose yourself to even more germs.
But it is also my firm and sacred belief that all corner mailboxes should also dispense alcohol, and not just beer.
The hard stuff.
I think they should all be little State stores.
They could "card you" through dermatoglyphics or something, or by a laser beam reading the youthfulness of your skin through nanometer thickness readings.
People who overmoisturize might find themselves S.O.L. but that's what they deserve anyway.
For looking that damn good.
Alcoholic robot mailboxes would be a sign of a superior civilization.
The Enlightened Society.
Don't even ask me what I think fuel pumps at service stations should do while you're standing there.
You won't like my answer.
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