Don't sleep with any pigs.
Even if it's 2 a.m. and the lights have gone down and come up twice.
Just go home, watch somebody die on TRU t.v. and eat a t.v. dinner.
Let Marie Callender or one of those bitches kill you instead.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
My Advice for Avoiding Swine Flu
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Did you read the swine flu Q&A that I made for David?
By the way, that was hilarious, Bill.
No, Matthew.
I'm on Goodreads an average of thirty seconds a day.
But if you post it in a comment box here, I'll promote it to its own post.
Because I know you and I'm sure it's funny.
I've been reading physics stuff lately and when I get to the math parts I think of you.
And I think, I'm glad I don't have to know this stuff anymore.
I wonder if I could even write the quadratic equation out anymroe without having to look it up.
Probably not.
Sigh.
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