Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My Advice for Avoiding Swine Flu

Don't sleep with any pigs.

Even if it's 2 a.m. and the lights have gone down and come up twice.

Just go home, watch somebody die on TRU t.v. and eat a t.v. dinner.

Let Marie Callender or one of those bitches kill you instead.

2 comments:

M. Heatherington said...

Did you read the swine flu Q&A that I made for David?

By the way, that was hilarious, Bill.

William Keckler said...

No, Matthew.

I'm on Goodreads an average of thirty seconds a day.

But if you post it in a comment box here, I'll promote it to its own post.

Because I know you and I'm sure it's funny.

I've been reading physics stuff lately and when I get to the math parts I think of you.

And I think, I'm glad I don't have to know this stuff anymore.

I wonder if I could even write the quadratic equation out anymroe without having to look it up.

Probably not.

Sigh.