My Mom Sent Me This Easter Card. Should I Be Worried?

The thing is: we have always been close.

But then her vision is not the best these days and she was shopping in like Spencer's or one of those stores that has a real gamut of cards from mild to wild.

So I sort of dropped hints on the phone when I thanked her for the card.

I asked her what was on the card.

And she said "an Easter egg."

I'm not quite sure she's grown the sort of sense of humor suddenly that would allow her to be putting me on.

But s'nice.

Sort of John and Yokoish.

I mean there's no guarantee there's even sex going on here.

There are different ways to give somebody a hug.

Maybe this is just one of those.

I'll put it over my kitchen sink.

Thanks, Mom.