what's not to like about katy perry? i heard she's doing josh groban. it's nice that she would take on a virgin like that.
NEW TOY
I saw you
with your young prize
& thought of Jabba the Hutt
with Carrie Fisher on a chain
bar conversations over a jukebox at 1:30 a.m.
they say you have
a smile between
your legs
she heard
they say you have
a smell between
your legs
and he got
seventeen stitches
instead of lucky
they say your tits smile on men
like the sun & moon
oh i don't fear
the beautiful
i fear
the kind
oh you know the type
you can just see
him sucking on a beer bottle
like a titty
across the bar
though he is a phantom
online
yuck
slutonomics
shall I pretend kindness
or shall we honor skill tonight?
like a young girl
i pretend to be
hunted by you
gay dad
i can't fuck you
you are too self-righteous
like california
the second mormon state
women online
drift in packs
chatroom Amazons
girl gangs
say bang bang
not gang bang
seek the lonely housewife
on her rock
young hunter
chasteness
is a weapon
men do not know
how to handle
okay piss off then
oh you will always end up
with boys that look
like David Cook
you have betrayed me in love
i curse you like california
saintly whore
because of Prop 8
I hunt Mormon ass
online always
like a golden tabernacle
for revengefucks
a type
oh the david archuleta
boy-girl archetype
faun of praxiteles
not for me
hawthorne would fuck ya
but I don't
the other kind of gay
oh you are gay
as california
the second
moron mormon
state
gymrats eat granola
have tiny vole penises
and no manners
i'd sooner go to church
than fuck a gymrat
the chatroom rolls
like a worried eyeball
in an e.r.
it is an emergency room
of sorts
mocking you
oh you fucked me
so hard i need an e.r.
i feel like an old man
oh! oh! i need medicare
stopping to help
that girl wanted me
to work a man online
with her
i changed my sex
and seduced beside her
in a private chat
though she got the meaty thighs
i was happy to be
a good samaritan
circle one for the appropriate therapy
cock is (never, always)
a glittering prize
insulter
i am kind, old man
but when you said
that vile thing to spite me
i said you must
have mistaken my screen name
for Meals on Wheels
i do those lost
wandering ones in the middle
my resume
i don't fuck with kids
i don't fuck the elderly
i make a great babysitter
for either
when i'm not hunting ass
that old line
you're allergic to latex?
i'm allergic to bullshit
Fuck Off
Petri dish
with lips
even her i.m. now
smells of her perfume
she baffles him
do you think she'd be flattered to know
her buddy list on your computer
is "girls that make my dick ache"
"she gives great i.m....
she even cyber-swallows..."
hunt's catsup
a gay man
pretends to be straight
to seduce a gay man
pretending to be a woman
to seduce a straight man
who is really a woman
bored after making dinner
for a family of five
Modern times are complicated
gentle reader
how it happens
one in ten women
is as promiscuous as nine
out of ten men
voila! bisexuality!
the heart makes a bad companion
for the cock
a heart is a bad babysitter
to give to a cock
the babysitter's
gonna get fucked
waitress
this evening's specials are...
nasty nurse
naughty babysitter
slutty neighbor
or Catwoman
the vegetable?
oh, that's you
CAVE TAVERNAM
Oh there are bad bad men who say
you can't rape
the swilling
yeah
i'm one of those pansies
you heard about
can i plant one
in ya?
short sorry
i heart you
i hurt you
i heart you
goodbye
grammar
a cock
knows no
past tense
horny
a cock
in the present
tense
childish
if you spit
he weeps
you said
and you must take him
on your knees
and between them
desire is a prison cell
with no view
just homespun
raw entertainment
you spit weird
girl i hear
you shotgunned
his load back
in his mouth
and he whined
"like a girl"
you said
a girl
she said
love eclipses
desire sometimes
in a funny
form of mirage
Online it's easier
to go behind
someone's back
and do what
you desire there
oh i didn not know
that was in my "to be sent" file
that dreadful
drunk dial of an email
and it sailed
to you today by accident
this is the way
the world ends
not with a bang
but a drunk dial
heartless is the best
connection speed
online
you are like an adbot
a webcrawling spider
reading my secret thoughts
you send me emails
filled with my secret desires
tree
i am
a yum slut
chat chimp
you're so fucking dumb
you thought succinct
is a dirty word
teacher
i wanna succinct
your stupid cock
right now
college girl
she rides that cock-piston machine
once a month
and pays her rent
with what men pay to watch
pretty lesbian done by her girlfriend wearing a strap-on
no cock
has ever
touched her
except in rubber
effigy
emily post
you have offended me
now you may wear
that strap-on
or leave
practicality
straight men
are coldest
quickest
when you
have to get up early
huntress diana is a bitch
you say i am
heartless but i just
have not found
a heart as fleet
as nasty as mine
i would seize that deer neck
of yours with wolf canines
while i did my business
young one
they say her ass
keeps her behind
on her housework
fooled
didn't you notice
how her arms
did not embrace you
even when you made her cum
a comedy
cougars strolling
Menopause Mountain
young men
hoping to be mauled
rub rabbit-scent
behind their ears
on their cocks
what is a hedonist?
one who puts the cock
before the hearse
sad
i have had
more children
than orgasms
in this life
she said
she said
who cares about fucking?
where is your charity
your sense of civic
responsibility, your
spirituality
he said
as i was
sucking his cock
to a whore
gold raped Danae
apparently you as well
i liked you better
when you were an online myth
when you came and went
like a god
on the poets
why would i want to know
something as prosaic
as your name
when i've been fucked
by your poetry
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