while you were sleeping

Nicholas Manning left a very funny comment in the overcommented blog post.

It made me laugh when I had just woken up and I nearly snorked milk.

He gave me a little snippet of The Ampo War.

Just in case I had forgotten what it looked like.

It was still the same yadda yadda Fruit Loops.

still wearing juicyfruit gum pants i see, so i don't feel like i'm missing much by not suiting up.

stunning though i may be in putties.

i'm better in putti.

putty?

i think.

umm.

yeah.

we need some more of that critical spackling compound.

Nicholas posted some great writing at his blog the other day. Check it out. Link at right.

I think Nicholas will be one of the lucky ones who escape The Snarky in their writing.

The Snarky ones will all perish in the future.

it will be like goats and lambs around the chair of god in a few years.

god will be a thirteen year old girl and an eleven year old boy, etc.

the things god always ends up being in the future.

all the Snarky people will be sent to the Chucky Cheese of the Soul. forever and ever.

even Dante couldn't bring himself to describe it.

it is so cold and bright.

just like they were.

fighting with cheesemongers and shit.

blowing glass bubble syllabi with skins thin as soap bubbles.

this is too polemic for just waking up.

polemic. polemical. tomato. tomahto.

all is full of love.

all is full of jove.

unfortunately.

iovis.

ms. waldman said.

i don't want a piece of the jove.

i think i prefer.

joven. los jovenes.

more in love with the world.

everyday they fall out of it.