Yo Momma, Yo Daddy. A Secret Confession.

I have to confess.

I have a secret obsession with writing Yo Momma and Yo Daddy jokes.

I know it's a low art form.

I'm often impressed with what others come up with. They crack me the hell up.

And I get great feedback on some of my ones on Scribd.

Those docs get favorited more than anything else.

Today, I was writing some more.

But trying to get away from the "so fat, so stupid, so ugly" troika that you usually see.

So I decided to use Prickipedia for these.

I imagined a poor kid with a Republican right wing mom and a flamer gay dad.

Hence, the alternation of "Yo Momma So Republican" with "Yo Daddy so Gay."


10. Yo Momma so Republican her favorite lipstick shade is "Abortion Clinic Firebomb #11."


3. Yo Daddy so gay he got more Trojans in him than a hacker's emails.


Yo, yo.