Thursday, May 14, 2009

I Think it Would Be Funny...

to create a Fatal Attraction kind of blog.

The blog would be like Glenn Close's character in that movie.

It would stalk people who had maybe visited it once.

It would leave them disturbing comments on their blog, or on other blogs where they visited saying things like "I suppose you think you can just visit me like that and then pretend I don't exist."

The sort of blog where people would feel the need to get restraining orders against it.

People would wonder what the fuck was wrong with this seriously deranged blog.

This blog would get a terrible reputation.

People would have nightmares about this blog.

LOL.

Maybe call it something like "Now You Just Want to Pretend Like it Didn't Mean Anything" or "You're in My Blood Now" or "The Cameron Diaz Character in Vanilla Sky Got it Right."

The kind of blog where people would warn the blog to stop following them and leave comments like "You crazy motherfucking cunt, stop FOLLOWING ME!!!"

I think of Glenn Close listening to Puccini and pulling that light switch off and on obsessively.

I still want to slap her for that role.

Even though I know it was just a role.

If only for what she did to the bunny rabbit.

Cwazy bitch.

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