Simple Solutions to Life's Perpetual Liffeyness #33: Ominous Cats

                     

Ominous cats encountered in the environs or upon one's daily route are an onus to many.

Wearing a picture of a tsarevitch will render you invisible to these feline karmic liabilities.

This may be a small (locket-sized) reproduction of the Russian, or even a xeroxial cut-out.

This image of the tsarevitch should ideally show him as a baby or a young child.*

Every other creature (including humankind) will still see you, but the ominous cats will look right through you as if you were a glass of the clearest water.






*Any post-pubescent image of the tsarevitch may render you less than 100% invisible. You may appear as a cloudy half-entity to the ominous cats in that case. They may look at you quizzically, or sense your presence somewhat. Karmic protection from ominous cats will be less than ideal in these circumstances.