Simple Solutions to Life's Perpetual Liffeyness #41: Reptiles Wearing Hats or Eye-Pieces

                    

Reptiles wearing hats, headgear or eyepieces of any sort (monocles, jewelers' loupes, etc.) are almost always signs of spatio-temporal abnormalities.

It may be space which is distempered in the environs of such creatures, time, or both space and time.

Unless you relish the prospect of time and/or space travel, give a wide berth to creatures in herpetological habiliments.