That job search can be really difficult with the Classifieds section in the newspaper often down to a single page of open positions or less, and most Americans are living in straitened circumstances now.
But why not take the initiative and create your own job.
DAMIEN HIRST SUGGESTS...
1. Capture some butterflies or other colorful insects, and pin or glue them to large canvases.
Display in Tate Modern.
2. Capture Great White Shark.
Insert Great White Shark in large aquarium of Formaldehyde.
Create title alluding to mortality which is seventeen words long.
Display in Tate Modern.
3. Paint large Dippin Dots in acrylic on large boards or canvases.
Display in Tate Modern.
4. Dig up skull of anonymous pauper in old graveyard.
Cover skull with diamonds of the finest water, pave, so closely set that you cannot even see bone.
Sell to highest bidder.
DAMIEN HIRST WRITES: Any one of these methods should net you a cool several million.
So no more bellyaching.
Get off your unemployed ass and pick up those butterfly nets and LET'S ACTIVE!
Show us your Dunkirk Spirit!
Pluck, people!
Pluck!
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