Tart of the Week

This week my pick is Wes from The Bachelorette.

Yes, I'm ashamed to admit I d.v.r. this crapola and watch it.

They should call it The Petri Dish, as she swaps saliva with so many strangers (and possibly more fluids in upcoming episodes) that she's surely hybridized several strains of herpes by now.

I'm sorry, that wasn't nice. But seriously...can't you get to know a strange man without fluid exchange?

Jillian is a lovely gal, if a tad too addicted to heights...she has ziplined more than Coast Guard deep sea rescue teams the past few weeks. What's up with the heights constantly? Helicopters, high altitude glaciers, mountains, whatever she can find she wants to be on top of it.

Anyway, Wes is a cad.

He's a total tart. The other guys' assessment of him is completely spot-on. He's there for his music career only, not Jillian, and he is almost certainly the guy with the hidden girlfriend all the other guys keep whispering about.

How many times is he going to play his songs on camera before Jillian "gets it."

And when he's lolling with her he's soooo fake.

He's like a reptile. When the other guys are talking he skulks around corners and tries to listen. I expect his tongue to come out fast, flickering and forked. Also, his hygiene seems "questionable" in some episodes.

You don't want a hubby with "questionable" hygiene, Jillian. Mold is meant to grow only outside the house...not on your husband. Don't be fooled because he "cleans up well." He only cleans up when he's on television. Once he gets you to the trailer park, it's going to be a WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY, GIRL....

But he's managed to survive week after week (the clip is from several weeks back) so he has what it takes to be a successful schmo ho.

Hence, he is TART OF THE WEEK.