Friday, June 5, 2009

The Tragedie of Spock Bear

When Spock Bear was born, he came out bad paw first.

He quicky proved a discredit to both the Vulcan and the ursine races.

Spock Bear's mother and father both "wished him unborn" on numerous occasions.

Even as a young Vulcan teddy, Spock Bear was philosophical about this.

"Tough titties" he would say. "I'm here."

And he would go about his nastiness...nastiness no plushie should know.

2 comments:

Neal said...

have you read winkie by clifford chase?

William Keckler said...

No. Should I?

I am drawn to books for adults masquerading as books for children.

It's sort of a fetish.

Are you intuiting my fetish and directing me to fetish material?

lol