ON TUESDAY THE FIRST, Spock Bear beat up a man with syphilis in a METALLICA t-shirt. This was in a gas station parking lot. Spock Bear went into the gas station convenience store afterwards and bought a raspberry tea, and was arrested as he was coming out. Some of his fur came off in the handcuffs, and he threatened to sue the police. Spock Bear was rather loud about this. They put him in the back of the squad car, and the bloody syphilitic in the METALLICA t-shirt then dared to come up to the car, and laughed at Spock Bear through the window of the cruiser.
"You still have fuckin' syphilis," Spock Bear taunted smugly through the glass.
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Please make more of these!
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